i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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