im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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