gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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