Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she looked like the before picture.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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