yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
nutella sex= disaster
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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