That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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