that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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