ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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