i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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