But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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