With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i dont even know how to be here
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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