It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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