no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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