so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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