i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I have aggressive nipples.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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