gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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