Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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