Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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