So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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