Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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