Having a random hookup so left but love u
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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