Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I believe in your delicious
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