Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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