ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We are all done wearing pants today
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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