yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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