My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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