Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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