awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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