I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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