Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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