ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
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Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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