I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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