I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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