She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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