I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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