Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
