I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
