My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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