I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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