i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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