She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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