dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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