i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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