I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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