I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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