i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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