awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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