Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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