If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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