You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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