Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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