sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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