I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
and she was petting her beer can
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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