im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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