So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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